Me: Wheres Waldo?
Friend: Under your bed
Me: Holy Shit! He is to, pardon me while I get rid of him
ABDOMEN, n. The temple of the god Stomach, in whose worship, with sacrificial...– The Devils Dictionary Bierce Original
ABDICATION, n. An act whereby a sovereign attests his sense of the high...– The Devils Dictionary Bierce Original
ABATIS, n. Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from...– The Devils Dictionary, Bierce Original.
ABASEMENT, n. A decent and customary mental attitude in the presence of wealth...– Devils Dictionary. Bierce Original.
The Devils Dictionary
A Daily thing that will be happening as of now with the first definition shortly, if you wish to add anything to the Devils Dictionary, or at least mine, give me a word and I will Define it. You will be mentioned at the end of the Definition and yeah, its basically a for fun thing. Cheers
Saturday. 10:30am: Begin Work at Raymond Terrace McDonalds 2:00pm: Finish Work at Raymond Terrace McDonalds 2:00pm Onwards: Visit Chelsea, Go to movies, etc. Midnight: Begin work again Sunday 7:00am: Finish work again 9:00am: Clean Up Australia Day at Work 12:00pm: Clean Up Australia Day Ends, go home and do homework. Fuck You Work, Sincerely me.