October 2011
Whats worse than falling to my own voice?
Falling asleep to Microsoft Anna. What the fuck Anna? Get a real voice. I want Graham…. He was British and didn’t sound like a robot telling my notes while having sex. I want Graham back but Graham costs money…
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My sense of humour.
I get it that a lot of people don’t enjoy dark comedy, which is something I refuse to shy away from. Why? Because is the world is a pretty fucked up place and I hate 95% of it. This is my way of dealing with the world, I look for humour everywhere, there is some serious shit I would never do or say, but not much of it. I get it, that guy I ripped on? Best mate, right. Make a fairly funny...
53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before
Instructions: You should know these by now.
1: What do you put on hotdogs?
2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
5: Do you use your parking brake?
6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
7: Do you know how to play chess?
8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
10: Ever fallen in the shower?
11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
13: Do you have a Snuggie?
14: Are you allergic to anything?
15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
17: Ever driven away in anger?
18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
19: Are you a vegetarian?
20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
23: Do you think that things will get better?
24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
25: What's your favourite quote?
26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
30: What's your favourite book genre?
31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
35: Do dogs like you?
36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
37: Do people listen when you speak?
38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
40: Do you use torrents?
41: When was the last time you paid for music?
42: Are you addicted to technology?
43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
49: Peter Pan?
50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
ehbeeseas:
i may not be funny but i like trying to be funny
masturbatewithacheesegrater:
do black veil brides dress up as normal people for halloween
How old is this blogger? →
flamboyantdecay:
gale4z:
omnitempo:
gamzee-kun:
The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://gamzee-kun.tumblr.com is written by someone 13-17 years old.
nope
The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://omnitempo.tumblr.com is written by someone 13-17 years old.
it’s because I suck at words, isn’t it
The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://gale4z.tumblr.com is written by someone 13-17 years old.
Fuck you I’m 9 years...
Tomorrow/Today is Halloween. I am left as being a serial killer or a member of Anonymous. I guess if all I am doing is being behind my laptop, it doesn’t really matter…
It depresses me when my brother doesn't get...
I get upset when I think of things late at night and post them. No one is awake to see my brilliance. I’m just sitting here like haha, thats brilliant and theres no likes or shit and yeah.
antolovich:
schrodingers-cat-is-a-zombie:
antolovich replied to your post: I heard noises while playing Tetris. I was left with the choice of losing my Tetris winning streak, or not checking for serial killers.
Such is our life. Or death, if it really were a serial killer.
I would like to think they would respect my dedication to the game enough to not kill me.
“I’M GONNA KI-Holy shit, 67?...
antolovich replied to your post: I heard noises while playing Tetris. I was left with the choice of losing my Tetris winning streak, or not checking for serial killers.
Such is our life. Or death, if it really were a serial killer.
I would like to think they would respect my dedication to the game enough to not kill me.
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I heard noises while playing Tetris. I was left...
Just gonna put it out there that I didn’t check for serial killers.
Walk from Raymond Terrace to Hexham.
Really tired especially since it was after an eight hour shift. But did it in 2 hours and 5 minutes. New personal record!
“La la la la la la la I hope one of your family members dies.”
– Tim Minchin - A Song for Phil Daoust (via aboxofrandomcrap)
I have work and I don't want to go to work.
Because that means the 2.5-3 hour walk to the train station at night after an 8-9 hour shift. Ah well.
Benjamins, Bed, Bitches and Booze.
Except without the Benjamins, Bitches and Booze.
Will I be sent to hell, if I laugh at hitler being in heaven? We all know there’s a 50/50 chance he is god.
