nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.
On one of my playthroughs of the Stanley Parable, the phone on Employee 434’s desk was ringing, so I picked it up and this lady asked if I wanted to confirm a shipment for like, 1,327 boxes. Just boxes. Empty boxes.